Saturday, August 02, 2014

Top Five Things Not To Ask A Dog Owner

I'm a new dog owner and find the stares of people at my adorable shi-pom quite pleasing. I like hearing comments on how cute she is, but there have been countless times, however, that I find some questions from absolute strangers way beyond annoying. So here are the top five things not to ask dog owners:

1. Is your dog a "man" or a "woman"? (Come again?)
                                            
2. How much did you pay for your dog? (Oh, really? This is way beyond a breach of privacy.)

3. Can my Fido hookup with yours so that we can sell the puppies? (NO! My dog isn't a breeding machine.)

4. Does your dog bite? (Yes, ALL dogs bite if provoked.)

5. Why do you have a dog? (Sigh!)

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